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[–] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What's the problem? It's what Jesus would do.

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/s for those don't get dripping sarcasm.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Would Jesus pay around £1.50 for a litre of petrol though

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type.

    EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive").

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    In Blackburn, England.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Ya but a few "Antifa" protesters set of a few fire works cbd they get life in prison.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    So start firebombing white supremacist homes??? It only seems fair.

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