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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) Would Jesus pay around £1.50 for a litre of petrol though permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type. EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive"). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) He'd probably just change some water. In fitting with OP post, he's the "drink & drive" type. EDIT: I can't tell if this joke is too subtle, or if it's just landed with a thud. Just in case it's the former, here's the explanation: Jesus is known for turning water into wine (the "drink" part), so I figured he could also change it into fuel ("drive"). permalink fedilink source parent