I have this magic blanket my friend made me before she died, idk how she did it but that blanket always is juuuuuust the right level of warmth. It's kept me warm through freezing cold winters in Michigan and cool but covered in its breathable fabric in the heat of many an Arizona summer. I'll never know how that works, but I do know I'll never go anywhere overnight without it.

and yes, it's super soft

The safety is based on coverage, not thickness. Thin sheets are just as monster-resistant as blankets.

Real. Because I have the windows open and sheets off I keep waking up with fresh mosquito bites.

I want to be made warm by the monsters cuddling. Why is this so hard to achieve?

Introducing sheets.

@emrazz is explaining EXACTLY my problem with summer sleeping!

My perfect sleeping environment is 15-17°C (early 60s in imperial armpit units) with a warm duvet providing maximum comfort.

I'm an "always hot" kind of person. I haven't used a comforter at all since moving into a new place last autumn. A flat sheet is the minimum, and if I need more I add a throw blanket or two. It's not the "traditional" way to make a bed, but it works for me.

This is why there are different coolnesses and warmths of blankets. Make sure you buy the correct one for your own needs and preferences.

My wife has this bad.

She wants it to be 60 when it's 110 degrees out and covered in blankets.

Yet, in the middle of the winter, it needs to be 78 inside all day long

I understand it... but OMG those electric bills are UNREAL

The duality of man.

Miss Leah low-key revealing that she doesn't have AC.