Passages, mind you, not the book itself.

If they read the whole thing kids might figure out that "Christian Nationalists" are everything Jesus was against.

I live over in Arkansas where they've mandated 12 commandments (and I get to see them every day, working in a school) and let me tell you, they don't have the intended effect, unless the intended effect is driving people further away from Christianity in droves by making a show of forcing it down everyone's throat. So, sure, whatever Texas, breed us some angry atheists in a generation.

edit: We did away with all the woke commandments and added Stand your Ground, Prosperity Gospel, Hungry Kids Are Just Lazy, and Charter Schools as White as Snow

I hope the smart kids will pick out the passages that will contradict texas mores.

Reading about the USA really is incredibly depressing. I just look at news articles like this, and wonder how things ever got so bad.

Surely not long now, until they add the Book of Trump to the Bible.

There's an old saying: "If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell."

It'd be cooler anyway.

There's Freedom ...and then there's Texas.

And to think that some of my family firmly and fully believes that Christians are the most persecuted people in the entire country.

Of course it's Texas. It's a shithole state.

I suspect none of those will be Matthew 25:31-46

I’m sure that having it assigned in school will make religion cool again for the next generation ;P

No state would ever convict a child. Except maybe Texas.

• Clancy Wiggum, circa 1996

It would seem that Texas wants to tell the world what complete backward small minded fucks they are.

Ahhh yes, Genesis 19:33-36, Genesis 38:2, Ezekiel 23:20… lots of classics for the kids to enjoy!

They taught my child about angels, Moses, and Noah in history class. But there was one question on the review about Mohammed, so you couldn't say they were only teaching Christianity. So aways, I moved the fuck out of that state and my kids are receiving a wonderful education in Connecticut where they teach things like critical thinking and dealing with emotions and that everyone is welcome regardless of race, sex, religion, sexual orientation.

Ah yes, cause everything I was forced to do against my will in school totally became cool and fun once I grew up. /s

not legal burn the bible

Time to read the multiple pro immigrant and pro refugee quotes in the Bible.

Also we can read the parts where other gifs are mentioned