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[–] 144 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

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  • [–] 141 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

    And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

    Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

    Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

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  • [–] 299 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (24 children)

    The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

    EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

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  • [–] 132 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

    Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

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  • [–] 62 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

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  • [+] -10 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Are you serious? That's a JACKET?

    What the fuck?

    Like... What the FUCK?

    I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.

    Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.

    Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:

    You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles

    We don't need to make up things that didn't happen in order to criticize Trump. There's plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

    Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago

    Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Brown on white might show up on camera.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago

    Because a puppy pad isn't manly.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Guess they want to use that couch again

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago

    He poops his pants often.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

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    Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Put down a towel!

    altr

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    One could say, he trumps a lot.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago

    Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    might need to take a trump

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper

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  • [+] -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    ozempic causes diahrrea

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Pedo Don is leaking.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    JD wants to soil the sofa.

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    Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.

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  • So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.

    That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you're saying, and I agree. There's a balance to be struck, and this probably isn't it.

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