Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
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Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"
Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?
So because of Biden, a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?
Yeah it's pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.
Are you serious? That's a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like... What the FUCK?
I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.
Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?
Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.
Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:
You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles
We don't need to make up things that didn't happen in order to criticize Trump. There's plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.
have you seen how his clothes fit? that's not a nice jacket. men's wearhouse at best.
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

Cocksucker Carlson*
Don't defame the good name of cock suckers
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
Brown on white might show up on camera.
So maybe a brown couch?
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Guess they want to use that couch again
They're saving it for JD
One could say, he trumps a lot.

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
might need to take a trump
They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
the jacket... he's wearing? you think it flares out that much? Why is it a completely different color? or he took off his jacket, folded it into a perfect rectangle, and then sat on it? Gonna go ahead and trust my own eyeballs over you
Ah, just did, and I think I heard the crinkle of his diaper lmao That's why they all sat down at once, so you wouldn't be able to tell where the sound came from. Wrong about the towel, still right about the diaper
I said I was wrong about the towel, and you gotta make another comment to gloat about it? haha you suck as a person lol
I went back into your history and saw you glazing elon musk lmao, you really do suck. and spend way too much time on Lemmy
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.
So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?
I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.
Trump is a massive cunt, but posts like this are just ableist.
I completely agree with you, in theory. However, he is claiming to be fit for duty in the highest office in the most powerful nation on earth (or at the very least still top 5), and his entire persona is strongman. People need to understand he is not some mythical, deific figure, and that he is an old man, who is not in control of his mind or body.
That said, as the child of a disabled woman that I would gladly have killed or died for, I understand what you're saying, and I agree. There's a balance to be struck, and this probably isn't it.



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