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[–] 125 points 4 months ago (35 children)

This could have been a completely made up sentence for all I know.

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  • [–] 48 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    And now you know how your parents / grandparents felt about what you were into.

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  • [–] 45 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    You either die a Fresh Prince or live long enough to become the “Parents [who] Just Don’t Understand.”

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Just walked the dogs past a local park. Noticed that someone had spray painted 67 on a structure. Fun.

    I did cross my arms across my lower torso while yelling "suck it!" when I was one of those youths.

    This one isn't for me to judge. Maybe kids should try to do less destructive dumb shit.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    I remember being in like 1st grade (1980) and the word "dude" was all the rage for us. Dude this, Dude that.

    I was at my friends house and his dad asked us something and we were like "yes, dude" and he was all

    I AINT A DUDE

    oh man we laughed about that for days and I still chuckle about when it comes back to me

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    The simulation is ending. All that is left is the residual static in the ram slowly fading, causing reality for those of us in the simulation to slowly unravel.

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  • [+] -15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (25 children)

    Not to be pedantic, but aren't all sentences made up?

    I assume the question you are asking is: Was this referring to actual events, satire, or just ai slop?

    Edit: because people here can't fucking spot a joke. This is in line with the fact that thise is a MEME COMMUNITY.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    fdurk ishap ploof e kwatt sholfangoras

    sharp dawn echolocation trauma banana it hello

    The reigning diarchs of Albester are King Chiapos IV and Monarch Hel I

    In the United States, five hundred spiders have a brain aneurysm every hour

    Different sentences are made up in different ways

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    People here don’t need to spot a joke because this is a meme community. We trade in jokes, we feel their spirit be free around us, a cloud of happiness.

    And here you are, angry at the world for the world is sunny and your soul is a sea of thunders and anger. You call us foolish for being happy as you are, yourself here and now, the very foolishness you abhor. So much your color has drained you aspire of a monochrome happiness that is not tangible.

    What a tragedy, as you have become a justice that feels not worthy of being called forth. Hilarious I dare say, your presence here, in a community of jokesters that play with sunshine in a sea of silence, while you are the island of darkness nobody sets foot upon.

    Vacate now and you shall be spared the impunity of your own unamagnanimous figure.

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    Hey man, you didn't get it, that's great.

    Don’t pick up that torch for SG though.

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  • [+] -6 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Yeah, you're just upset you didn't like my comment. It's fune to downvote and move on.

    What is truly unhinged is that you seem to demand things of me that I'm not required to give you.

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  • [–] -3 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    Hey, man I've already told it's fine to mive on with your life, you gave me your opinion.

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  • [–] -3 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Huh. Not every joke is funny, but responding like this is a choice and not a great one.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    And not everyone loses responds like they are the humour police to a bad joke.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (9 children)

    Yes, and I don't start arguing with rhe comic when I don't get one of thier jokes when its their set.

    Are you that starved for interaction that you need to engage like this?

    You seem to be up in arms about shit that doesn't actually fucking matter.

    Thanks for eating up time.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (8 children)

    And you're the lone heckler here.

    Go touch grass. Seriously.

    You don't seem self aware yourself.

    Seriously take a moment to reflect.bHow much of life are you wasting here? You've already made your point, I've read it, responded and said have a good life.

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    Oh boy, you really are just upset about a joke that didn't land and can't let it go.

    Because if you notice they caught a ban for personal attacks.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    Hey man it's fine not to get a joke. It's alright to voice your displeasure.

    What is fucking unhinged is when you get acknowledged and then keep fucking going on about it.

    You mentioned the block feature, I mean if you don't like what I have been saying.....

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Not required to give it to you.

    Stop being pathetic.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Hey man, I'm the one who was harrased by someone doing the same thing as you.

    I'm not required to bow to your personal rules.

    Stop being pathetic.

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  • [+] 0 points 4 months ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Hey man, by the way your responding to me, tells me I don't have to respect or even care about a damn thing you say.

    You call me an asshole but can't take the fact that I AM NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS TO ANSWER TO YOU.

    Why are you so worked up about this?

    Stop being pathetic.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I too would like you to explain the joke. It does not seem like a joke to me. You spent way to much time replying when you could have just ignored it and moved on. Explain why it SHOULD be funny. We get it's ok for people not get jokes so why don't you explain what it is for everyone who doesn't see even a hint of a joke there.

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  • [–] 53 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I am very sorry to report that after a bit of searching, I sincerely believe that all three of these entities are real.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Tbh celebrity news has always been this worthless

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Verifying this as real killed brain cells

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Rich kids have been doing stupid rich kid shit for as long as rich kids have been a thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    We're already in the bad ending

    but-the-future-refused-to-change

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Reminds me of Terrence McKenna's statement on being cool. I was cool, until they changed what cool was. It's always changing and it's always kinda cringe. Anyone remember LMFAO or essentially the entirety of the 80's? It's always been cringe. It's just that our cringe we considered normal and cool.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Just listen to Insane Clown Posse. You'll never be cool but you'll never worry about it again.

    !juggalos@lemmy.world !

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    I don't really care for their music but that song has a good message and their inclusion principles are respectable

    juggalos can be some oddballs and I swear they all live in my town, but I aint gonna tell them to stop

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Miracles everywhere in this bitch.

    I am shocked those songs came out so long ago. They’ll always feel like “New ICP songs” to me, but I also graduated from school in the mid-2000s, so the world had many more juggalos in it than there are now.

    My experience with juggalos has been “universally crusty and brash, yet inclusive and with a vehement seething hatred for bigotry and almost always religion,” so their pivot to God was an interesting development for me.

    I love the fursuit thing though, that’s just sweet.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Hannibal mustn't get much sleep

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 4 months ago

    From excitement, right? Those epic rap battles must be so chilling 🥶🥶

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