Infighting (jlai.lu)
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Iโ€™ll work with anyone as long as itโ€™s toward an egalitarian society with wealth redistribution.

Okay, but here me out? What if we just privatize the mechanism of wealth redistribution? Also we're going to be spending a bunch of money on foreign wars, but don't worry - this time the people were fighting are ontologically evil, we promise. Yes, we will have to make deep cuts to social services in order to pay for the war (while still running enormous deficits because haha, psych, deficits don't matter), but it will be vital to get the Moderate Conservative on board with our program.

Also, we control every branch of government, but we still need to compromise with fascists in the opposition.

Okay, why are you leaving? You're clearly not serious about progressive reforms.

And STOP SAYING NICE THINGS AND CHINA! This is a red line we will not tolerate!

You know what? You're not serious. We're forming a coalition with Liz Cheney. See you in the losers bracket next year.

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You're the reason we lost control of the government.

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Okay, now stop voting for a popular leftist mayor, or we'll burn this whole party down.

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