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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (13 children)

We’re swarming that dude like ants.

Are we? Or are we standing awkwardly in a circle, waiting for some other dumbass to make the first move, because the first guy to make a move is not gonna have a fun time.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Well the gorilla will make the first move in that case, and if you don't make the move while it is busy mauling the unlucky first, you could be next.

    Oh who am I kiding? With how involved most people are in politics, they would not make a move until it is too late.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Assuming it's a small arena battle to the death, yes. Do or Die.

    If it was a open world battle then the 100 people would just take turns harassing the gorilla until it dies of exhaustion. That wouldn't be a fair fight at all. Gorilla might get a handful of people but he's just exhausting myself more.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If not fighting is an option, I guess the men will stand in a crowd making noise and the gorilla will just chill in his corner. I suppose you have to assume that all parties are 100% committed to violence

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    locked in a room, after the first day of real hunger that gorilla starts to maybe look like a good idea

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Now there's an interesting scenario. In the short term, you might have better luck trying to eat your fellow humans, rather than confronting the gorilla. Which seems like an analogy for how certain types of government stay in power...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean, is this just an impromptu gorilla fight, or do we get to plan?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    People who want to fistfight a gorilla aren't probably too big on planning.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    With a bit of organization? Some guys distract it, others hit its head from behind!With a bit of luck we could start raping it after like 30 secs!

    I am not saying we should, that would be disgusting! I am saying we could

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