Or try vodka. See if that helps.

I figure as much, too. I never buy wine for myself; I only drink it at potlucks, which I seem to have a lot of in my life. (And I’m rarely a host so I shouldn’t have much if I’m driving away soon after, anyway.) So I’ve just kinda stopped. That’s okay! I recently learned how to make clarified milk punch, so I’ll drink that instead when I want something alcoholic.

Or, you know, don't look for a way around it, and just don't drink. That's an option.

Now there's a solution.