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[–] 32 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I think it's terrible that there's a tree out there producing air that this bastard is wasting.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago*

    Don't worry, he's working on a method of bottling and distributing air for purchase, so that you can have fresh air in your home or community!

    He's partnered with Aloysius O'Hare on it.

    (This is a joke. It's a reference to The Lorax by Dr. Seuss)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    That is a waste but what if that tree (or any tree, really) was used to hang him upside down so he can be beaten with shitty sticks...for a good ten years or so?

    Ok, I've had an idea. How about an orchard of trees specifically for all CEO's to be hung from (feet, neck. Your choice) then beaten with shitty sticks?

    I mean I could buy an orchard for this, and start up a business of charging people to beat CEOs with shitty sticks.
    Hell, I could be the CEO of Shitty Stick Orchard!!

    Uh oh...
    ok, when I said all CEO's then I didn't mean me!!!

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