I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”
That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I've heard so far. 10/10, fuckin' love it. Just a straight up "we'll do nothing until the problem comes to us".
Adding this one to the noggin file.