Funny

funny@sh.itjust.works

16,747 readers

3,840 active

917 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago

moderation log

moderators

TheDude@sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

example@reddthat.com

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works

Malaphors (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 weeks ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

130 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[+] MangoCats@feddit.it 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

[removed by mod]

permalink

fedilink

source

[–] Blow_Me@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago (-1 children)

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I've heard so far. 10/10, fuckin' love it. Just a straight up "we'll do nothing until the problem comes to us".