And then you pay another dude to jerk you off, and he pays the guy you jerked off to jerk him off. That's 3x GDP right there. Recession solved.

I’ve had friends in the strip club business that have complained about how they make less money when the economy is down. Idk if your plan would be affected in the same way.

HJ? BJ? ZJ?

If this recession hits enough people as hard as it seems, I'm going to have to invest in a prosthetic just to make sure folks like you can have the pride of earning money with your handjobs instead of accepting handouts.

OF material, you can make some money.