▲ 956 ▼ Malaphors (lemmy.ca) submitted 1 week ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 140 comments fedilink hide all child comments I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
[–] Ianthe__Tridentarius@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 week ago (12 children) Does the pope shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago My all time favorite. Sometimes I go with "is a bear Catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] dumples@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago Only if the Bear is Catholic permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 child) I use this far too often permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago I said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use: Does a bear shit in the pope's hat? permalink fedilink source parent [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago And if no one hears it happening, is he Catholic? permalink fedilink source parent [–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago "I don't know, CJ! I keep telling you I'm not Catholic!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] lol_idk@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (5 children) What’s the pope part supposed to say? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children) Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago My all time favorite. Sometimes I go with "is a bear Catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dumples@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago Only if the Bear is Catholic permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 child) I use this far too often permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago I said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use: Does a bear shit in the pope's hat? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago I said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use: Does a bear shit in the pope's hat? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago And if no one hears it happening, is he Catholic? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago "I don't know, CJ! I keep telling you I'm not Catholic!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (5 children) What’s the pope part supposed to say? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children) Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children) Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent