▲ 956 ▼ Malaphors (lemmy.ca) submitted 1 week ago by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 140 comments fedilink hide all child comments I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (5 children) What’s the pope part supposed to say? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children) Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent [–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (3 children) Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children) is the pope a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child) When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 week ago Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?" permalink fedilink source parent