What's a british horror story? Eg kettle is broken and you have to use a microwave
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"Hmm, I can get the bus or the train between where I live, and where I'm working tomorrow" you think, weighing up your options.
"The bus is still capped at £3, but takes two hours - but the train is only one hour, but costs £35".
Deciding you might prefer the quicker journey, and possibly an extra hour in bed, you dutifully spend £35 on your train ticket.
You wake up in the morning, and double check the timetables.
CANCELLED. RAIL REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE. NORMAL FARES APPLY.
You realise you've spent £35 for a 2 hour bus journey.