▲ 86 ▼ Black bear breaks into California library to raid snacks and eat jar of honey (www.theguardian.com) submitted 2 weeks ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/andfinally@feddit.uk 15 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (11 children) That's just the libearian. permalink fedilink source hideshow 11 child comments replies: [–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children) “This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!” The local authority already beat you to the pun! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago The bear-faced cheek of it all! permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) "can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..." *R O A W R* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago 👏👏(🖕) permalink fedilink source parent [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children) Bear pun are the easiest, but that was a good one they used in that statement about the incident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) I'll bear the shame of this mistake to my dying day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children) “This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!” The local authority already beat you to the pun! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago The bear-faced cheek of it all! permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) "can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..." *R O A W R* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago The bear-faced cheek of it all! permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) "can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..." *R O A W R* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago The bear-faced cheek of it all! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) "can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..." *R O A W R* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children) Bear pun are the easiest, but that was a good one they used in that statement about the incident. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) I'll bear the shame of this mistake to my dying day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) I'll bear the shame of this mistake to my dying day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I see what ursine, there are oso many worse things a person could do in life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy permalink fedilink source parent