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[–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

“This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!”

The local authority already beat you to the pun!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk.

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