A nonplussed character wearing a feathered leather hat and a backpack full to bursting says to a disgruntled man "aight it's been real but im disappearing into the woods forever."

The would-be hermit turns only his eyes toward the man as he raises his arms in frustration and shouts "you can't just fuck off into the woods, you have to stay here!"

The man's expression softens into confusion as his conversational parter's backpack comes to the fore of his vision as he simply departs. A narrator adds "but he could. And he did."

The traveler is seen at great distance as the man continues looking on. The narrator continues. "And no one ever saw him again."

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[–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)
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    if you have to ask, the answer is no.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Well I have a bad knee and sticking my hand in the fish mouth is pretty icky

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    I’m just saying my knee hurts and fishing is gross

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    oh. well, then you should definitely stay in the pesky civilization. sorry about the knee.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Sigh I guess I’m stuck here

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    There's always the option of surreptitiously building out in the boonies. If you have safeish boonies to build out into. No landmines or such

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
  • https://www.straight.com/news/into-wild-adventurer-who-starved-to-death-in-bus-may-have-missed-river-crossing-by-one-day

    He had water and the means to purify it the entire time, and there's a claim (i.e. I can't find a source) that when he attempted to cross the river on the way out that he was only a half mile from a tram that crossed it. If he'd had a map that marked the tram he could've gone to the tram. It was an eight mile hike or so to the attempted river crossing from the bus, so he was only a day or so away from civilization.

    Les Stroud (Survivorman) goes into this in one his director's commentaries for Survivorman which are all up on youtube. I don't remember which one, though.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    the person in that book died. hence why i said "if you have to ask, the answer is no".

    1. there is not a lot of places in the world where you can do that
    2. you need quite specific skillset, and person asking such question most definitely does not have it.
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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    That guy in the movie/book there went into the wilds in Alaska though, the worst place to do it, excepting the coastal parts which are temperate rainforest, or were before they cut down all the trees.

    It would be rough in the winter anywhere in the north us though.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    i don't think the weather/temperature was his main problem (except for that part where he finally understood he fucked up, tried to go back and couldn't because of the flooded river). but the underlying problem was his lack of hunting and food processing skills.

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