A nonplussed character wearing a feathered leather hat and a backpack full to bursting says to a disgruntled man "aight it's been real but im disappearing into the woods forever."

The would-be hermit turns only his eyes toward the man as he raises his arms in frustration and shouts "you can't just fuck off into the woods, you have to stay here!"

The man's expression softens into confusion as his conversational parter's backpack comes to the fore of his vision as he simply departs. A narrator adds "but he could. And he did."

The traveler is seen at great distance as the man continues looking on. The narrator continues. "And no one ever saw him again."

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[–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

if you have to ask, the answer is no.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Well I have a bad knee and sticking my hand in the fish mouth is pretty icky

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    I’m just saying my knee hurts and fishing is gross

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    oh. well, then you should definitely stay in the pesky civilization. sorry about the knee.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Sigh I guess I’m stuck here

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    There's always the option of surreptitiously building out in the boonies. If you have safeish boonies to build out into. No landmines or such

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