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[–] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

“You’ve read your last free article.”

Do they know how ominous that sounds? It reads like they got mad at my freeloading and sent out a hitman.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago

    Or they know the date and time of your very natural death...

    You've read your last free article. We suggest going to the doctor for a full workup. Screen for everything. Get a will drawn up. Hug your kids.

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