Things aren't actually all that bad. Seriously, in the grand scheme of things, yo, we doing OK. Antibiotics. Hot water. Sunscreen. Whiskey. Coffee. Shit, we're frying things with the air now, man. As a species, we're doing kinda OK. We could be doing better, but we're learning. Some of us, anyway. There's a lot to love out there in the world, and every day something beautiful can happen to you. Yes, even you, you crabby-ass bitch.

Most Mac 'n' cheese from scratch is poorly made and not good. You have to make a goddamned cream sauce base first. It's not hard, it just takes giving a shit.