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The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary says (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 90 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I bet the trick to lowering health care costs is to need health care less, too.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Aha! You've figured out their ingenuous strategy! /s

But seriously, what in the smooth-brained bullshit is this kind of logic?!

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[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

It's the same shit they did & still do with COVID-19 testing. 'If we do less tests, there will be less cases recorded! Problem solved!'

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[–] driftwood@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I save money on healthcare by spending 1/4 of my paycheck on health insurance and then absolutely never using it - hoping I cease existing if anything occurs.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

These people literally don't understand economics beyond the absolute basics of supply and demand.

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