▲ 100 ▼ Who would win? (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 months ago by unicornBro@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 98 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sketchyenchantment@sh.itjust.works 246 points 2 months ago (19 children) Experience goes to Waffle House permalink fedilink source hideshow 19 child comments replies: [–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 85 points 2 months ago It's not even close permalink fedilink source parent [–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children) I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (5 children) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 6 points 2 months ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit. permalink fedilink source parent [+] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (5 children) I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) It's basically red leg Zeff's kitchen from one piece. A brawl breaking out is all good fun until someone makes an employee get involved and whoop everyone's ass into submission. But oh the delicious fried goodness they will serve you if you just behave. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago If there was one in Canada (and it wasn’t an American business) I’d check it out. Your description makes it sound pretty decent. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago I gotta assume they'll have the home turf advantage too. Where else is this brawl gonna break out? permalink fedilink source parent load more comments (-1 replies)
[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 85 points 2 months ago It's not even close permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children) I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (5 children) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 6 points 2 months ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (5 children) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 6 points 2 months ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 6 points 2 months ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (5 children) I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) It's basically red leg Zeff's kitchen from one piece. A brawl breaking out is all good fun until someone makes an employee get involved and whoop everyone's ass into submission. But oh the delicious fried goodness they will serve you if you just behave. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago If there was one in Canada (and it wasn’t an American business) I’d check it out. Your description makes it sound pretty decent. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) It's basically red leg Zeff's kitchen from one piece. A brawl breaking out is all good fun until someone makes an employee get involved and whoop everyone's ass into submission. But oh the delicious fried goodness they will serve you if you just behave. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago If there was one in Canada (and it wasn’t an American business) I’d check it out. Your description makes it sound pretty decent. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago If there was one in Canada (and it wasn’t an American business) I’d check it out. Your description makes it sound pretty decent. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago I gotta assume they'll have the home turf advantage too. Where else is this brawl gonna break out? permalink fedilink source parent