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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House

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[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Are the waffles at least good?

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[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Nope!

Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket.

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[–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

only if you're drunk

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

They're fine.

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