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[–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm more of a fan of putting them in a big enclosure, and tell them the last one alive gets to keep their wealth, and then give dem a mix of weird weapons. At the end the plot twist is that they still die.

So battle royale but with rich cunts.

Should make for some good, family friendly, friday night enternainment.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    then give dem a mix of weird weapons

    Like medieval weird, Monty Python weird, or Salvador Dali weird?

    I'd love for Mark Zuckerberg to kill Elon Musk with a rubber chicken only for George Soros to suffocate him with a molten clock, after which he in trampled by Bezos wielding two halves of a coconut 😁

    Of course, Bezos would then be crushed under a mountain of "bathroom break alternatives" from his former employees.

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