then give dem a mix of weird weapons

Like medieval weird, Monty Python weird, or Salvador Dali weird?

I'd love for Mark Zuckerberg to kill Elon Musk with a rubber chicken only for George Soros to suffocate him with a molten clock, after which he in trampled by Bezos wielding two halves of a coconut 😁

Of course, Bezos would then be crushed under a mountain of "bathroom break alternatives" from his former employees.