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Not sure if ADHD or 2026 (sh.itjust.works)
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This just happened and I’m not certain if this was a fair dismissal of a YouTube ad manifesting itself as ethanol or if my neurospicy just fired a nuke at Israel…

Liqueur girls slinging free jager shots at the bar: “want a shot?”

Me: ….no. I’m here to escape the capitalism. Go away. 

Bartender: -glares- wut?

Liqueur girls: are you serious?

Me: I know what this is. You are working girls, just not the kind akron appreciates. I enjoy the product, but not the promotion. Please go away. 

Bartender: -wide eyed-

Lady bystander: -dies laughing-

Liqueur whores: -furious, stomp off-

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO THE DRUNKEN NEURODIVERGENT

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[–] [S] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

It was a drag night it’s possible that was intentional rather than Tonedeaf.

But you never see literate twinks slinging product around either so it always feels weirdly desperate.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I think that's the kind of thing that hits me with "reads innaccurate to the situation" vibes, and usually allows me to see the artifice in the actions presented less emotionally.

    I actually try to intentionally trigger this when signing up for things online; there's no reason a commercial company needs my actual real name. So if my name is Michael, I might sign up as Mikey or just M, to remind myself of the artifice being presented ongoingly when they email me for a new promo. Just enough to remind myself that fundamentally its always a sales pitch.

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