Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra ๐Ÿซฉ

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[โ€“] 66 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.

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  • [โ€“] 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'd love this if winter wasn't a thing ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • [โ€“] 23 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    Its even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Fewer testicles too.

    Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don't rip them off when they are stuck to something.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 months ago

    I had to use stuff like that as a kid on holidays (youpee) and you're lucky if you 1) don't step in it (other people use it too with various success) 2) don't shit on your legs 3) holds the balance, but it will invariably stink like hell and good luck torching your butt.

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