Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra ๐Ÿซฉ

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[โ€“] 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.

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