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[–] 22 points 3 months ago (11 children)

I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel

The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.

I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    18 in a week sounds very doable, 3 a day isn't much and you finish in 6 days.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Haha I love eggs but it'd be hard for me to get to 18 in a week. Maybe deviled eggs.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That's only about 2.5 eggs per day. Cook a 3 egg omelette for breakfast for 4 days, and you've already used up a dozen. Make some egg salad for lunch a few times, and cook a few pans of brownies or cookies, and you'll burn through them easily.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Pies, choux pastry and a roasted egg for breakfast.

    You can rack eggs up incredibly fast.

    When bored of the above, tortilla de patatas, filodough packs, quiche Lorraine, add as a side, even Ramen with a single egg in is plenty to reach 3 a day

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Between fried eggs, egg sandwiches, deviled eggs and baking, you can go through 18 quite easily no?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    I did two eggs for breakfast and a fried egg sandwich for 3 days, then just the sandwich, then omelettes, but it wasn’t enough.

    I’ve never made devils eggs, I guess I should have tried. Ended up giving them to family.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I am not Gaston

    Best line in the whole movie/musical IMO:

    "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

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