unmedicated me: opens fridge, eyes go opposite directions, sigh, take medication with bite of protein bar

medicated me: SPENDS 6 HOURS PREPARING AN ELABORATE DISH AND MAKING A GIANT MESS AND THEN I'M SO EXHAUSTED I BARELY ENJOY IT

unmedicated me tomorrow: FUCK there's a giant mess and a bunch of leftovers i don't want

(i am a huge bitch)