you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 70 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.

  • source
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    I started asking this a few years ago to people as kind of a joke, but it's less of a joke now:

    At what age of Trump still being alive will you go "wait a second..." and start to suspect there is a drug or treatment that the elite have access to that extends their life that they aren't telling the public about?

    I don't mean better access to higher quality medical care. I don't mean a personal team of doctors. I mean a drug or treatment that can extend lifespans by decades, even for those who live unhealthy lifestyles.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    See, here's the thing, we would've heard about it. Trump and all his ilk can't keep their fucking mouths shut and would've been lording this shit over us. Someone would've said SOMETHING, because none of these people can keep a secret.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment