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[–] 64 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Remind me what's supposed to happen when people break the law

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    You get SMACKED or SLAMMED in newspaper articles. The damage to your ego is enough punishment really. Much worse than any fine or jail time.

    Billionaires have it rough.

    /s

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    First the papers CHOP you down, and then they DROPKICK you into the gutter, then SUPLEX your reputation, followed by a HEADLOCK, and then oh no what's this why are they climbing the corner post - MOONSAULT onto your ego with a flying elbow

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Ow, that hurt just to watch. Actually, after seeing the media give such a vicious beatdown, the billionaire seems like the underdog - we should really root for them instead!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Don't worry, the billionaire flouts all regulations and bravely pulls out a gun on his assailants. A tense deadlock ensues, but watch out oh dear here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!

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