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[–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

First the papers CHOP you down, and then they DROPKICK you into the gutter, then SUPLEX your reputation, followed by a HEADLOCK, and then oh no what's this why are they climbing the corner post - MOONSAULT onto your ego with a flying elbow

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Ow, that hurt just to watch. Actually, after seeing the media give such a vicious beatdown, the billionaire seems like the underdog - we should really root for them instead!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Don't worry, the billionaire flouts all regulations and bravely pulls out a gun on his assailants. A tense deadlock ensues, but watch out oh dear here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!

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