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Google must pay €4.1bn fine for using Android to 'block' rivals (www.bbc.co.uk)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] 27 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I farted a few minutes ago. Google knows this and was able to monetize the sale of that data. My flatulence paid that fine.

These are not consequences. This is zero-calorie consequences.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Not zero calorie. They made more off your data and that shitty fine was a small cost of doing business.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Fun fact: I haven’t farted in hours. The misdirect both proves my point and devalues their product. Hilarious blip in the data.

    Also, excuse to increase Taco Bell intake.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Dude, have you seen Taco Bell prices lately? Who the fuck has Taco Bell money these days?

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