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[–] 10 points 5 months ago (6 children)

What a fruit cake.

Yeah, I'm taking that one back. This guy is a fuckin dandelion.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    But dandelions make delicious jelly that tastes like honey.

    Let’s make him something worse. Giant hogweed - invasive species that gives you skin burns and possible blindness if you end up touching your eyes with the oils. Seems suitable?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Dandelions are at least pretty to look at.

    This guy looks like a fart.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Nah, that won't work. You're in our headspace, saying something objectionable to us. You need to use words that are objectionable in their social constructs. That's why weird cut them.

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