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Anon is an introvert (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 57 points 5 months ago (24 children)

It's a similar experience being an introvert who isn't into sports in Australia.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 50 points 5 months ago (10 children)

I'm mostly baffled that when people don't even understand the concept of "not liking sports" I have a lot of smalltalk at work with dudes and it's always something like: wait, so you have no idea who won the football game? What happened?

Oh i don't watch football.

Never?

Nope, i have never seen a football match.

Huh. So you just watch the big games.

No, never.

But you watch the World championship.

No.

Not even when your country plays?

Is it still millionaires chasing a ball in a really boring manner? Then still no.

It's not even just sports, somehow, some people can't comprehend that someone doesn't like or even know of "insert mainstream thing". C'mon, stop pretending you don't know famous artist who sells out stadiums. For fucks sake, why would i? I maybe read their name at some point or maybe a song was once playing in a mall, but other than that we don't live the same life.

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Fine, if you don't like sports we can talk about the stock market. Tesla and Palantir, bro. Oil futures to the moon. Selling reverse vix puts. Alpha beta gamma I'm going to be rich.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 26 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I often think about just fighting fire with fire.

Do you think the God emperor is needed to power the warp or is that juat propaganda?

What do you mean you don't know warhammer?

So you only know the lore before the warp?

Surely you know the Horus heresy?

That's weird, there are like 300 books about it.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Do it.

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[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

Man, those crypto bros somehow have even less self awareness than the sports dudes

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What’s your favorite looks maxxing hammer?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Can't go wrong with the classic sledge

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

“Ball-Peen” hehehehe

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[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Turns out these people identify with the teams and feel a victory as if it was their own. The "We won!" crowd. Some other folks have a stronger separation between self and other and don't have any emotional attachment with some sports team that did something.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Turns out these people identify with the teams and feel a victory as if it was their own.

to be fair, they make financial contributions to the club via merch, ticket sales, etc, which in turn impacts the success a team can achieve by spending that money

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 7 points 5 months ago

I once talked with my date about football and she said, well, when there is a really big game, she likes to watch, otherwise not really. And i asked why, it's the same game. And she said, she doesn't really know, she just likes to cheer for a team and hopes that they win. Which i found interesting. It's like gambling, but boring and stretched out. When i was younger and people asked me what my team was, i always asked which team is the best, or winning, and that was my answer. Then you get so much shit for being a bandwagon fan. Like dude, you are cheering for a team that has been losing for 10 years like your life depends on it, get a grip.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

indeed, came to point this out, nothing much has changed in 1000s of years though. Pie 'n footy os the new Bread 'n Circuses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

Juvenal originally used it to decry the "selfishness" of common people and their neglect of wider concerns. The phrase implies a population's erosion or ignorance of civic duty as a priority

Loving in Has main a the biggest concern of the public is a es AFL football stadium and yet we have the worst health outcomes, the worst educational outcomes etc etc

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[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Loving in Has main a the biggest concern of the public is a es AFL football stadium

Have a small aneurysm there?

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[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

must've played too much AFL

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 29 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I hate that the end of every news segment on radio and TV ends in "sports".

Sports is not fucking news. Stop wasting our fucking time perpetuating a tribalist game

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What exactly did you think the political section was about?

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[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk -1 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sport is politics in Europe, at least. It's important who you support because sports clubs are often tied to political movements.

You don't want to support Lazio, for instance, and Real Madrid was Franco's club.

Anyway, politics is also a sort of game as you say.

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 12 points 5 months ago

Football hooliganism must be the endgame of "everything is political." I see it as something to preferably be avoided personally.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

Not every European country. I’d wager it’s mostly Southern and Eastern Europe where that is the case.

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[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

True, though there's also FC St. Pauli (antifascist) vs Hansa Rostock (neonazi). Can't think of anything from Denmark, off the top of my head, or the UK. Not much of a football fan tbh.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

In the UK it’s tied to social class rather than political party.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm an ambivert. I'm also not particularly into watching a good percentage of sports, but I'll pretty much go to anything if a friend asks if I want to join them going to an event or even just watch it with them somewhere.

Doesn't really just apply to sports either, up for anything really: gigs, art exhibitions, hikes, cinema, visiting a random town for some reason, you name it.

Firstly, I can't exactly knock something until I've given it a good go, but more importantly for me, it's time I get to spend with one/some of my mates and might result in some good memories. Reminder that introversion is not the same thing as social anxiety, introverts generally also like to hang out with their friends.

Plus I also like photography, so random days out are a good way to get pictures you wouldn't otherwise.

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, I definitely know the difference between social anxiety and introversion. Social anxiety is when it's intensely uncomfortable to even talk to my dad, or my partner. Introversion is being capable of having a nice day all on my own, but still being totally up for hanging out with friends, as long as I get time alone often enough in between.

Ironically I even like sporting events if me and my friends are actually there in the stadium. The feel of the crowd is magical. But that's not really about the sport

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

And extroverts can be socially anxious. I need to go out and talk to people and do things, but fuck am I awkward about it

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