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[–] 11 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Motherfucking cantaloupe. I'm mildly allergic to all melons, but I only avoid cantaloupe. Stupid orange rectangles that infest every fruit salad. And the name itself sounds like something inquisitors would yell as they dragged you out of you hovel for knowing too much about herbs.

Why do people keep growing those awful, inflamed-testicle-looking pieces of shit? Even taking the people that punch holes in the side and fuck them into account, I can't imagine the demand is that high.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Good cantaloupe you can smell it in the store as you approach the display. If it is fragrant it's ripe, otherwise it's just a rock of tasteless nothing. This is a fruit I love but can imagine not liking, it's a very distinct flavor.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In Australia they are called Rockmelon, because, you know... Also they can be very bland or delicious, especially if you get one from a small fruit & veg shop rather than supermarket where they are picking shit way too early so it lasts longer on the shelf.

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