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[–] 68 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Time to wheel out an old classic:

Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

    Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
    Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest

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