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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (11 children)

It becomes a paperweight once you install the software updates.

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  • [+] -10 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Bro what? It's a greentext - it's 4chan. They all need theraphy.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Functional machine" is the working term here. But I guess we have different definitions of what counts as "functional" :)

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago

    We do not have different definitions of a functional machine. If you think they’re overpriced, fine; underperforming per price:performance ratio? Fine. Whatever you want. But brand new Apple products work and you all sound ridiculous defending calling them paperweights.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)