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[–] 8 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    You nailed it here! :)

    Commas basically go where you want to separate two thoughts in a sentence or "take a breath" without the full stop of a period. They also often separate objects in lists

    (Example)("Yesterday I saw a deer, a sparrow, and a nonfiction book.")
    , or signify that you're talking to somebody.

    A classic joke:

    "Let's eat grandma!" vs. "Let's eat, grandma!"

    "Commas save lives!"

    😂 Hope that helps a bit! You're doing great though, don't worry. :)

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I just had a vision of a deer sitting at a table in a French bistro, about to take a bite out of a sparrow impaled on a fork in one hoof and a Haynes manual for a Triumph Stag in the other. Made me laugh.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Stop bullying me for my shitty English skills 😆

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Your shitty English is infinitely better than my (I'm guessing) shitty Danish.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    You are guessing correctly. And tbf, Danish is barely a language. Anyone who attempts to learn Danish is a war hero.

    We do make funny comedies, even though foreigners seem to be disturbed by our sense of humor.

    Our humor is much like our language: ugly, brutal and thriving in the destruction of rules that are supposed to be upheld in polite society.

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