Unfortunately I am quite crippled at the moment, and would not want to chance accidentally harming the thing with my functional lack of coordination.

Perhaps when I can handle a bit more hobbling around without the cane, I'll try and meet mr python.

I have seen and met other pythons before....don't think I've seen one gulp down a terrified, screaming lunch, but I have had an older one ... how would you say, use me as a clothes rack?

That one, she was well trained and socialized to people; as long as I kept calm and moved slowly, no harm, no danger.

Quite an experience though, and I'm certain it could smell my fear through my poker face.