I'd trade my car repair skill for house repair, and my musical ability for math ability. Both of those are far more useful in life. Maybe also trade my computer ability for welding or woodworking.

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[–] 30 points 8 months ago (10 children)

I'd trade my dick sucking skills for skill at playing guitar.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Have you tried taking up the (skin) flute?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The fact I played flute in 4th-6th grade makes me wonder if those skills just translated... 🤔

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

    Based on what I know about flute embouchure, probably only if the receiving dick is quite small.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Now I'm gonna try to blow across someone's meatus to see if I can make it whistle next time I go down.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I feel like there's got to be people out there that want the opposite trade.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    "Being good at guitar doesn't help me at all. Everyone hearing me play wants to suck my dick and not the other way around! 😩"

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

    Like, is it really that great for boosting romantic success? I mostly just hear the roasting.

    (If you want to make money at it or get famous, I can assure you skill isn't a big part of the equation. I've been close enough to the industry to definitively say a lot gets fixed in post)

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