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[–] 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren't any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Fediverse threads are not a valid support inquiry channel. Please write your question in blood and burn it under the full moon to submit a support request.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I can't do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    For valued customers like you we have an accessible support system. Just submit your blood-written note on the 29th of February.

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