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[–] 75 points 8 months ago (14 children)

Sorry, that’s a v1.18.345 hamster so your sacrifice won’t work as your router only accepts v1.2.829 or higher.

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Stupid router. v1.18.345 is the higher one. The hamster must have introduced breaking changes if they're incompatible.

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    No, v1.2 is the higher version. The full name is "hamster gen 3 maxpro v1.2"

    v1.18 was the final version of "hamster gen 3 maxpro first edition."

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I was gonna say that the hamster is too new and the router can’t parse minor versions with two digits in it, but I like your answer better.

    The actual solution is to flash it with OpenWRT

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren't any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

    What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Fediverse threads are not a valid support inquiry channel. Please write your question in blood and burn it under the full moon to submit a support request.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I can't do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    For valued customers like you we have an accessible support system. Just submit your blood-written note on the 29th of February.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    ugh didn't you hear about the CVE affecting v1.2.823-1.2.967 though? Those hamsters had missing input validation which could be exploited to overflow the buffer size and execute remote inputs. Your router is basically toast at that point.

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