Just vibesinning (lemmus.org)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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She was on the free plan.

Arcade Rage.

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[–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That's only the new testament god. The old testament god would do things like turn you into a pillar of salt because you glanced back at the city you were fleeing when he told you not to. He probably took anger management courses off-screen during the time skip or something.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    Pillar of salt was kind of low point tbh. He shoulda listened..

    Don't forget when he destroyed a man's life for a goof, and a gaff. A man, God himself describes as blameless and upright in all manners - a perfect representation of a good person. >!Book of Job!<

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