6
removes onion from belt
holds it up toward a cloud in the sky
begins to clench onion-
... No. No.
Eh, howdy partner, you remember Digg?
Does anyone remember Digg?
... Remember when triforcing became a thing?
... Remember 4chan before the V for Vendetta mask got associated with it?
gaze drifts back toward onion
... Pepperidge ... farm... remembers...
grins strangely
SUDDENLY FIRES MAH LAZOR AAAUGH WAHRBARGBL!