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[–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Breaking News:
    A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says "Don't be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don't blame me."

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