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[–] 58 points 10 months ago (9 children)

If there’s any evidence against psychic powers or witchcraft it’s that he’s still alive.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Or it just means that he has sufficiently weaponized psychic powers and witchcraft to protect him.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Or that he sold his soul to the devil, and so the devil is protecting him in order to protect his investment.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    Breaking News:
    A press release just came in from Satan himself. It says "Don't be so cruel. I have had nothing to do with that orange thing. This one is all on you guys! Don't blame me."

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Obviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    But who in good standing with god would pray for Kissinger?
    Fucker obviously had a pakt to ravage the earth for a hundred years.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    2nd Thesalonians 2:8-12:

    8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

    9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

    10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

    11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

    12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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